thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

putins-boyfriend:

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

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dekutree:

she thicc

dekutree:

she thicc

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

hottestblogger:

when i have a son i am going to call him Sun so if i ever forget his name i can call him son and he will never know if i am calling him son or Sun