can’t wait till I shit my pants trying to freshen the room up
what’s the difference between a tea bag and the English football team??
a tea bag lasts longer in a cup
finding money in ur pocket like
"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt"
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
when someone yells at you
this website is gay