ruinedchildhood:

if you ever feel unappreciated just remember that in 5th grade we had to write letters to a company and about half of my class wrote to Apple (including me) and I was the only one not to get a response from them

seinfelcl:

be the blogger you wish to see in the world

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

autotuned:

Lifehack: make your text posts longer than 140 characters so people can’t post them on twitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives