memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

crystallized-teardrops:

people who hate being home alone need to leave

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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collegeessaytips:

secret santa idea: pay my college tuition

life-live-learn-seek:

Me

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that