it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me
when someone you hate is having a bad day
There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
doin a group project like
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
having 3 friends is a lot of work