saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

joshpeckofficiall:

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

randomlyrenz:

I’m that kind of person who imagine things that has -1% chance to happen

autotuned:

people who replace other people’s urls in a post with their own url to try and look cool

draqonight:

there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up