slomps:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

Free OREO™ day!

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work